Hello, my name's Matt, and i'm here because i blog

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

theblackship:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.
 

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

 Compare them:

i believe.

(Source: vazerick)

Anonymous asked: 38, 49, 56, 64, 68.

38. Oh yeah definitely, and then it didn’t work out so great either… haha.
49. Her eyes, I’ve always been crazy for eyes, and she has amazing green ones.
56. 8?! Haha okay. I am 6 foot 4/5.
My body is nowhere in proportion, so i can’t touch my toes but can somehow reach my foot to my head.
I have a lot of scars, not massive ones, but little ones that i will suddenly see and think “where the hell is that from?”
I have ridiculously dark hair and eyes, which make people think i’m  mediterranean, but i’m just english and irish haha.
My legs are pretty hairy, but i have barely any upper body hair.
I have ugly feet, in that, i have like finger toes, where two of them are longer than my big toe, one is equal length, and the little one is almost non-existent. 
I believe i still have a high metabolism, so i eat constantly, and am still quite skinny.
And that’s all i’ve got there!
64. I believe making a personal, physical or sexual connection with someone else is cheating. I have no issue with my girlfriend having guy mates, as i have a lot of girl mates. But if she was texting a guy a lot of stuff that she wouldn’t tell me, or sex texting, or anything that makes me think that she has feelings for him like that. I do believe is cheating. And of course, just the physical cheating too.
68. I am straight. 

I'm really fucking bored. sex questions i guess.

• 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
• 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
• 3. Are you a virgin?
• 4. Are you in a relationship?
• 5. Are you in love?
• 6. Are you single this year?
• 7. Can you commit to one person?
• 8. Describe your crush
• 9. Describe your perfect mate
• 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
• 11. Do you ever want to get married?
• 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
• 13. Do you get jealous easily?
• 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
• 15. Do you have any piercings?
• 16. Do you have any tattoos?
• 17. Do you like kissing in public?
• 20. Do you shower every day?
• 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
• 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
• 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
• 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
• 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
• 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
• 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
• 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
• 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
• 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
• 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
• 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
• 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
• 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
• 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
• 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
• 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
• 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
• 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
• 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
• 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
• 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
• 43. How long was your longest relationship?
• 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
• 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
• 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
• 47. How old are you?
• 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
• 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
• 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
• 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
• 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
• 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
• 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
• 55. Share a relationship story.
• 56. State 8 facts about your body
• 57. Things you want to say to an ex
• 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
• 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
• 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
• 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
• 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
• 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
• 64. What is your definition of cheating?
• 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
• 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
• 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
• 68. What is your sexual orientation?
• 69. What turns you off?
• 70. What turns you on?
• 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
• 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
• 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
• 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
• 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
• 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
• 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
• 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
• 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
• 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
• 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
• 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
• 83. Who was your first kiss with?
• 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
• 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?